Musings on Manly Rears in Front Seats
Is there anything sexier than a man’s butt(ocks) on the leather seat of a car? Doesn’t matter if the vehicle is hot or not, although if it’s a suave car you’re rocking, it’s more likely that by the end of the night, a chica will do more than come a-knocking.
How I digress! In any case, I’ll never forget the cheesy novel I read as an overheated adolescent, where the sizzling, down-home dude loved his ol’ pickup so much that he couldn’t get rid of it, even though it had seen better days. He had sat in the driver’s seat so many times that the cushions were molded to his tush!
Sweet fancy Moses!! How that fluttered my 12-year-old heart! Don’t get me started on what the idea of seatwarmers did to me as a 16-year-old. (Yup, that’s right, some cars will heat up the tush pad so your cute little man’s butt doesn’t freeze.) Makes me wonder why I jumped out of a car at the end of a date when I was a 19-year-old, but that’s a story for another time.